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I felt it. Initially I thought it’s just like something hitting our building. When the second shock comes, I realized it’s actually an earthquake. I tried my best to run out of my office. To my surprise, other staff members didn’t move but more like a cat enjoying the earthquake, of course cautionously (I am new here). The quake went very fast. When it’s calm down, everyone in the building started to escape. I was told there should be a aftershock.

The aftershock never came. Instead, my son gave me a call: Dad! You knew what I felt: earthquake! It’s so COOL! What a young fellow born after 90s! Weird ideas and thoughts!

#3: In Chengdu, one day after an earthquake, a lot of people stayed the open ground. Then, a thunder storm came and sent everyone completely wet. A guy joked on this: God is so considerate, even attempt to clean up the victims and ground after killing people.

#4: After the major earthquake, one of my male colleagues cut his hair off and when asked why he’s bald, he released his secret: when aftershocks came, the bald can run with less air resistance.

#5: In preparation for aftershocks, every survivor in Chengdu now is learning a type of art: stability. In office, there are lots of pencils set erected on tables. A masterpiece is from my colleague nearby, who stabilize a paper cup over her LCD monitor.

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there was a young man who always feels proud of himself because he has a coveting secret: 3 balls with his dick. he thought nobody else can have 3 balls except him. once he met a old man on a bench, that young man walked over there and sat down with the old fellow. Routinely starting with something that he always feels proud of, his 3 balls, he smiles at the old man and mentioned, “I want to share a big secret with you: if our balls add together, we will get 5 balls”. That old man turned around and looked at him. “I don’t understand, you said you are a woman or eunuch? You don’t even have a ball?!” That old man said it surprisingly.

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===========================================================A seller is introducing his magic parrot to customers, “This is not a normal parrot. It can talk with you. If you pull its left leg, it will greet you “How are you!”. But if you take its right leg, it will be very polite, “Nice meeting you!”

One curious customer wants to have a try. He pull the parrot’s left leg. The parrot says “How are you!”, and “Nice meeting you!” when he touches its right one. Then the customer wonders what it gonna say if he pulls both of its legs. So he goes ahead and takes both legs of the parrot. “What are you doing! You want to drag me down to the hell!” The parrot feels furious and shouts to him.
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Once, there is a little boy who was taking shower with his mother. He found something different between him and his mother. “Mom, what is that?” The boy pointed at his mom’s @#^. “oh dear it’s an airport” his mom joked about it. “but how about mine? It’s different.” The boy puzzled. ”it’s an airplane! You have an airplane other than a port. It will make you fly high when growing up.” His mother kept joking. “So can i put my airplane on your airport?” “no dear! It’s your dad’s airport and he has the license to put his airplane on this airport. But you will find yours in the future!”
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A little boy has a good friend in his neighborhood, a little girl. They talked to each other a lot and shared a lot of things together. One thing that the boy always felt proud is his little “toy” in his pant and he felt it made him unique therefore showed in front of the little girl many times. Once that boy did the same thing again, “Look at my toy. u don’t have it” the boy said it proudly. “there is no big deal” said the girl, “my mom told me last night that i can get many as i want, because i have ”this””. The boy was curious, “You were kidding me? What do you have?” he asked. Then the girl dressed off her pants and said “see that’s my toy.”
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when the ambassador of china returned his home for lunch, his wife was in shocked what he looks like. he looked pale and his clothes were in a frightful state. “what happened” his wife asked. “well… it was a fire-extinguisher.” the ambassador said. “Our enemy set the embassy on fire this morinig.” “but where were u at that time?” his wife asked again. “I was in my office as usual, the fire broke out in the basement. l went down there and was trying to find out something. and there was a fool aiming a fire-extinguisher at me. he thought i was on fire. i must go kick that guy’s ass.” he said angriely. then his wife noticed a big hole in her husband’s hat. “how you gonna explain that hole right there.” “oh someone fired a shot through my office window. accrate, don’t you think? fortunately, i was not wearing it at the time. if I brought it with me. You would also see a big hole on my forehead and I would not eat here.”

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#3: In Chengdu, one day after an earthquake, a lot of people stayed the open ground. Then, a thunder storm came and sent everyone completely wet. A guy joked on this: God is so considerate, even attempt to clean up the victims and ground after killing people.

#4: After the major earthquake, one of my male colleagues cut his hair off and when asked why he’s bald, he released his secret: when aftershocks came, the bald can run with less air resistance.

#5: In preparation for aftershocks, every survivor in Chengdu now is learning a type of art: stability. In office, there are lots of pencils set erected on tables. A masterpiece is from my colleague nearby, who stabilize a paper cup over her LCD monitor.

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During the Sichuan’s earthquake, there is a group of African tourists who are visiting the capital of Sichuan. They stay in a hotel. One day, a young man was taking shower. Suddenly an earthquake came and sent the restaurant located in the hotel to fire. The smoke and earth trembling caused panic. The African young fellow was naked at that time in the shower but tried his best to run out of the building without grabbing his clothes. He arrived at the open yard in a minute. At that moment, a firefighter who just arrived saw him and was shocked: WDF! Never seen someone burned up already (Chinese are all with yellow skin.) can run so fast!…
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After Earthquake, Chinese government allowed foreign rescue teams to join in helping victims.

An old man was buried underground for days. Russian rescuers found him and dug him out.

A reporter showed up and interviewed the old fellow who seemed tired and puzzled: what is your feeling with the earthquake?

The old guy shake his head for a little bit and tried to make sure he’s alive. Once he made sure everything was okay now and he replied: My God, what is an awful earthquake! When I was dug out and saw men with blue eyes and white skin (Note: Chinese are all with black eyes and yellow skin), I had thought the earthquake stroke me outside of China.

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