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when the ambassador of china returned his home for lunch, his wife was in shocked what he looks like. he looked pale and his clothes were in a frightful state. “what happened” his wife asked. “well… it was a fire-extinguisher.” the ambassador said. “Our enemy set the embassy on fire this morinig.” “but where were u at that time?” his wife asked again. “I was in my office as usual, the fire broke out in the basement. l went down there and was trying to find out something. and there was a fool aiming a fire-extinguisher at me. he thought i was on fire. i must go kick that guy’s ass.” he said angriely. then his wife noticed a big hole in her husband’s hat. “how you gonna explain that hole right there.” “oh someone fired a shot through my office window. accrate, don’t you think? fortunately, i was not wearing it at the time. if I brought it with me. You would also see a big hole on my forehead and I would not eat here.”

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